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The Wit’s Guide to Trains
Or, trapped in a horizontal lift
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The poet laureate of lunch
Or, playing hooky at midday
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The Wit's Guide to Gumption
Or, assorted surviving bastards
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When to hoist the black flag 🏴
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The memeification of Dr. Johnson
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Forms of wit, ranked
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Why I am never, ever sick at sea
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The Wit's Guide to Coronations
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The Wit’s Guide to Shower Thoughts
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The art of the psychological non-sequitur
Or, the shaggiest dog wins
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The Wit’s Guide to Disaster
Or, the illimitable juiciness of things
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Riposte Card No. 14: Murderous mentorship!
Or, Dorothy Parker by Jamie Bennett
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87 minutes of extremely online comedy
Or, jokes about jokes that work
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The Wit's Guide to Taxes
Or, laughter’s curve
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314 pages of lists that aren’t listless
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The Wit’s Guide to Spring
Or, idiotic flowers and nasty birds
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242 pages of historical omnishambles
Or, one damn thing after another
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The Wit’s Guide to Hygiene
Or, suspiciously clean teeth
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