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The Wit’s Guide to Sharpening Pencils
Or, hastening the ethereal void
Dec 4

November 2025

The Wit’s Guide to Secret Languages
Or, argot to be kidding
Nov 27
The Wit’s Guide to Manifestos
Or, brain rattlers
Nov 20
The Wit’s Guide to Slop
Or, gruel with chunks
Nov 13
The Wit’s Guide to Cringe
Or, outsourced shame
Nov 6

October 2025

The Wit’s Guide to Brain Rot
Or, six seven situationism
Oct 30
The Wit’s Guide to Smartphones
Or, scroll if ya got ’em
Oct 23
The Wit’s Guide to Maps
Or, here be marmots
Oct 16
The Wit’s Guide to Cool
Or, try not to be a repeater pencil
Oct 9
The Wit’s Guide To Cliché
Or, worn thoughts
Oct 2

September 2025

The Wit’s Guide to Further Puttering
Or, no grand truths
Sep 25
The Wit’s Guide to Transhumanism
Or, worst brain on the grid
Sep 18
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