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The Wit’s Guide to Cafés
Or, there’s a sachertorte born every minute
Sep 3

August 2026

The Wit’s Guide to Ugliness
Or, Adonis antidote
Aug 27
The Wit’s Guide to Whimsy
Or, gag me with a runcible spoon
Aug 20
The Wit's Guide to Trivia
Or, snappers without stoppers
Aug 13
The Wit’s Guide to Dishwashers
Or, raccoon architecture
Aug 6

July 2026

The Wit’s Guide to Foibles
Or, lovable warts
Jul 30
The Wit’s Guide to Serendipity
Or, CaMeLcAsE
Jul 23
Always chivvying, rarely chuntering
A sport, three novels, and a devastatingly brief movie review
Jul 20
The Wit’s Guide to Golden Ages
Or, when nobody knows anything
Jul 16
The Wit’s Guide to Heat Waves
Or, continual states of inelegance
Jul 9
The Wit’s Guide to Bartenders
Or, adapt practical psychologists
Jul 2

June 2026

The Wit's Guide to Football
Or, there's a soccer born every minute
Jun 25
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