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The Wit’s Guide to Cool
Or, try not to be a repeater pencil
Oct 9 • 
Benjamin Errett
19
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The Wit’s Guide To Cliché
Or, worn thoughts
Oct 2 • 
Benjamin Errett
14
8

September 2025

The Wit’s Guide to Further Puttering
Or, no grand truths
Sep 25 • 
Benjamin Errett
11
6
The Wit’s Guide to Transhumanism
Or, worst brain on the grid
Sep 18 • 
Benjamin Errett
13
5
The Wit’s Guide to Mnemonics
Or, every good camel deserves pi
Sep 11 • 
Benjamin Errett
12
8
The Wit’s Guide to Rules
Or, don’t undo do unto
Sep 4 • 
Benjamin Errett
13
4

August 2025

Against White Knuckles
The Wit’s Guide to Endurance
Aug 28 • 
Benjamin Errett
11
2
The Wit’s Guide to Society
Or, Urban Haute Bourgeoisie
Aug 21 • 
Benjamin Errett
9
3
The Wit’s Guide to Salt
Or, shake it on
Aug 14 • 
Benjamin Errett
11
6
The Wit’s Guide to Skylarking
Or, a tolerable unseriousness
Aug 7 • 
Benjamin Errett
16
10

July 2025

The Wit’s Guide to Hobos
Or, of means by no means
Jul 31 • 
Benjamin Errett
14
6
The Wit’s Guide to Entropy
Or, repress this mess
Jul 24 • 
Benjamin Errett
17
9
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