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When to hoist the black flag 🏴
Or, honorable Menckens
Apr 9, 2020
The memeification of Dr. Johnson
Or, resurrecting history’s most quotable man
Apr 23, 2020
Forms of wit, ranked
Or, a definitive list for GWQ No. 100
Jun 3, 2021
The Wit’s Guide to Cool
Or, try not to be a repeater pencil
Oct 9
The Wit’s Guide to Entropy
Or, repress this mess
Jul 24
The Wit’s Guide to Skylarking
Or, a tolerable unseriousness
Aug 7
The Wit’s Guide to Hobos
Or, of means by no means
Jul 31
The Wit’s Guide to Apophenia
Or, pattern demolition
Jul 10
The Wit’s Guide To Xenophobia
Or, the uncouth is out there
Jun 26
The Wit’s Guide To Shortcuts
Or, microefficient heuristics
Jul 3
Against White Knuckles
The Wit’s Guide to Endurance
Aug 28
The Wit’s Guide to Salt
Or, shake it on
Aug 14
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