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The 51 best tips from sharp wits

The unexpected optimism of Armando Iannucci

The malaphor man

The pinnacle of cynical

Princess Margarettable vs Queen Elizaboring

The brutal art of the shower thought

Kwik-E-Martin Amis

How to smile at bile

Embrace, subvert, transcend

Steal this newsletter

Grand theft motto

The early, funny stuff

Cloaked in the sacred duty of flippancy

Jessica Mitford’s ends and frenemies

Sarah Cooper is our Groucho Marx

How to rag on the maple leaf

The drive-thru Dorothy Parker

Make a clogged pen splash like Ogden Nash

How Russians deal

The sparkling wit of my imaginary friend

Secret Histories of Snappy Comebacks to Stupid Questions

The butler's silent guffaw

Take a squirrel to the beach

How pleasantries became unpleasant

Why👏is👏this👏a👏thing👏?

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How to talk to a 2,000-year-old man

How to give advice in 1997

The Frown Prince

Plinth U Been Gone

Making white people listen

The least persuasive vegetarian

Is Mae West a palindrome? On!

Decline & fall for fun & profit

The mask of Moms Mabley

The housewife as housewit

The memeification of Dr. Johnson

A new leash on life

When to hoist the black flag 🏴

A Mitford mantra for confined times

Churchill’s never-ending victory

Everything is copy, especially now

The perils of paddywhackery ☘️

Plain, vain, and slain by Dorothy Parker

Missing Hitchens

The honey badger of Hollywood

The Woo Slang Clan of witty lovers

Malcolm X marks the thought

Speak snidely and carry a green snake

With great aunts come great responsibility

Dorothy Parker's exquisite misery

The Marvelous Misters Mizner

Zinging in the new year