The stopped clock theory of wit

Proof that wit makes you happy

How to be crude and shrewd

How to be sharp and sweet

Why I am never, ever sick at sea

When the butt gets the joke

The art of the double insult

How to unsay the wrong thing

The internet is one big in-joke

The pun lightning of Patricia Lockwood

The ugly suitor's guide to dating

Inoculate yourself with sharp wit

The limitations of quotations

Life tips from the Soubrette of Satire

Oscar Wilde Will Not Be Automated

What to yell at a unicyclist


Quick quips; lightning


Quick tips from great wits, distilled into a weekly brief. In the words of Stephen Fry: "The email of the species is deadlier than the mail."