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The winter of Tom Stoppard's wit

Why all happy families aren't alike

The unmistakable pounce of Rebecca West

How Clive James said obvious things

How to ghost like P.G. Wodehouse

The world vs. Edith Sitwell vs. the world

How to be quoted

How to be prickly like Evelyn Waugh

The devil's best lines

The whole brevity thing

The stopped clock theory of wit

Proof that wit makes you happy

How to be crude and shrewd

How to be sharp and sweet

Why I am never, ever sick at sea

When the butt gets the joke

The art of the double insult

How to unsay the wrong thing

The internet is one big in-joke

The pun lightning of Patricia Lockwood

The ugly suitor's guide to dating

Inoculate yourself with sharp wit

The limitations of quotations

Life tips from the Soubrette of Satire

Oscar Wilde Will Not Be Automated

What to yell at a unicyclist

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