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Ariel's avatar

I'm liking the Get Twit Quick series, though wonder if you should switch up the toast question and ask a different useless (yet revealing) question each week.

Benjamin Errett's avatar

I will consider this if and only if you answer said question.

Ariel's avatar

It all depends on the bread. But let's assume I'm in a generic all-suites hotel (pre-pandemic, obvs.) and I'm standing at one of those toast conveyor belts and I'm waiting for a couple thin slices of whole wheat Wonder bread to slide out the bottom. You're damn right I'll be slathering those babies with packets of soft hotel butter and marmalade. If I'm feeling fancy it's soft hotel peanut butter and honey.