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Walter Egon's avatar

This reminds me of a conversation I could not help but overhear, three decades or so ago, on the tram rumbling through Old Town; On the seats behind me sat a pair of old biddies exchanging gripes and grumbles, perfectly summarised thus:

- ... and so many terrible things there are these days!

- Yes, and so expensive!

Paul Auster has it spot on. I feel myself growing increasingly curmudgeonly and grizzly, because they're all wrong! And I'm only 54. Absurdly, my sense of humour seems to grow apace with my cantankerousness, resulting in a disconcerting mix of disgusted amusement, like a scowling rictus grin that tends to frighten smaller children. It's a good thing I work alone.

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Benjamin Errett's avatar

Disgusted Amusement is the perhaps the best possible outcome for 2025! And perhaps those biddies were riffing on the opening lines of Annie Hall:

“There's an old joke - um... two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life - full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.”

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Seth Christenfeld's avatar

"As a Jew, I don't feel quite right unless I'm complaining a little." - Peter Sagal

(I cannot remember the provenance of this, but I imagine it must have been an off-hand comment in an episode of Wait Wait.)

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Benjamin Errett's avatar

A spiritual cousin of one of my faves:

“If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the rest.” — Jerome K. Jerome.

As illustrated here!

https://wit.substack.com/p/riposte-card-no-6-hidden-happiness

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Myq Kaplan's avatar

dear benjamin,

thank you for sharing as always!

love this one in particular:

“I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.”

— Lily Tomlin

love

myq

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Benjamin Errett's avatar

And yet I’ve never heard a Myq grype! Kudos, sir!

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