Nearly 100 letters sent laughingly into the void

Or, epistolary gristle

Corporations, as Mitt Romney famously explained, are people, too. When you write to them, they write back. Is this weird? Yes, it is weird.

But it takes a deft touch to show exactly why it’s odd to demand satisfaction from a fast-food restaurant. And it takes an even defter touch to keep the conceit going across three books of collected correspondence about Egg McMuffins.